I'm not a dog. I'm a Kat.

Whale Shark. Whaley Whale Sharky Shark. :3

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 11:28:51 -0500

Whale Shark. Whaley Whale Sharky Shark. :3

Geisha. This took me way too long to paint. So worth it.

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 11:28:12 -0500

Geisha. This took me way too long to paint. So worth it.

La Chartreux is a breed of cat native to France. It resembles a...

Sat, 22 Sep 2012 11:26:00 -0500

La Chartreux is a breed of cat native to France. It resembles a cross between a British Shorthair and a Russian Blue

forthedisneylove: Since we’re on the subject…

Fri, 02 Mar 2012 18:31:19 -0600

forthedisneylove:

Since we’re on the subject…

trollfacecomic: Chuck Norris Meme - Sorry Sir Found on...

Sun, 05 Feb 2012 17:20:37 -0600

trollfacecomic:

Chuck Norris Meme - Sorry Sir

Found on FaceBook

Submitted by nukawin

meganstardivasing: yeti-hour: dude i always talk about this...

Sun, 29 Jan 2012 19:08:25 -0600

meganstardivasing:

yeti-hour:

dude i always talk about this scene but people think i’m crazy and made it up

Best. Movie. Ever.

I Am So Ashamed, I Don't Deserve You, I Shall Seek You

Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:05:00 -0600

I am so ashamed. I’m ashamed of the trouble I have caused and still cause. I’m ashamed of this lack of capacity to forgive others. I’m ashamed jealousy’s tight grip on me. I’m ashamed of turning to the wrong things for comfort. I’m ashamed of my disregard for life. I’m ashamed of my lack of positive impact. I’m ashamed of my secular lifestyle and views. I’m ashamed of my harshness and cynicism. I’m ashamed of closing all these doors to people. I’m ashamed of all the people I’ve smacked. I’m ashamed of this feeling in my heart that feels like hell flames. I’m ashamed of giving up. I’m ashamed of contemplating to give up. I’m ashamed of not having faith in people. I’m ashamed of people not being able to have faith in me. I’m ashamed of who I have become.

I don’t deserve you. I don’t deserve reparations. I don’t deserve forgiveness. I don’t deserve love. I don’t deserve happiness. I don’t deserve kindness. I don’t deserve friends. I don’t deserve agape. I don’t deserve possessions. I don’t deserve comfort. I don’t deserve laughter. I don’t deserve mercy. I don’t deserve compassion. I don’t deserve a voice. I don’t deserve a word. I don’t deserve romance. I don’t deserve your patience. I don’t deserve God. I don’t deserve my life.

I shall seek you. I shall seek wisdom. I shall seek compassion. I shall seek kindness. I shall seek generosity. I shall seek love. I shall seek happiness. I shall seek self-control. I shall seek peace. I shall seek gratefulness. I shall seek my future.

meganstardivasing: Olive = Me. for real.

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 12:26:06 -0600

meganstardivasing:

Olive = Me. for real.

Photo

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 12:25:10 -0600

Photo

Fri, 30 Dec 2011 12:22:24 -0600

History Lesson!

Wed, 21 Dec 2011 10:46:18 -0600

If I really wanted to, I could work for the History Channel as a historian. However, I’d have to talk about the most boring and pointless subjects like the Crusades. I’m not saying they didn’t happen, but the reason they went on is just silly.

How did it happen? The year is 1095 and due to the fact that the only people that could read and write were the priests and religious leaders, the silly townsfolk and peasants had to believe them. After all, a servant of God would never lie to you. Anyway, due to the fact that all the soldiers that actually went to fight in the Crusades had never actually read the bible before, they had to assume that the “fight for the holy land and you’ll be pardoned of your sins” bologna that the bishops and cardinals were telling these illiterate suckers had to be true. Do I still have your attention? Well, a crap-ton of people signed up and went down to the “holy land”, which I’m pretty sure was Jerusalem. Wiki says I’m right. Anyway, so they went down to that God-forsaken desert and killed off not only a bunch of Muslim and Jewish soldiers, but the women and children as well. (You can’t take the big nose or pyromania out of the little ones, can you?) At first, they won the majority of the battles but as all things that are morally corrupt and inaccurate to the actual religion, it came to an end and all the soldiers that were still alive went back to catch some good, old black plague in 1291.

Let me emphasize as to how history is not only to learn from, but also to laugh at the stupidity of Europeans and early Catholics. Thank you Martin Luther for stepping up and saying something, by the way. When Christ rose into Heaven, the promise is a chance to go to Heaven and join him. Jews believe that Jesus wasn’t actually the Messiah and that the actual promise land is an actual worldly city that happens to be smack-dab in Palestine which is indeed an Islamic country. If you are to read the Old Testament, Genesis to be exact, you’ll see the story of not only Abraham’s bloodline, but the bloodline of his son Isaac. Ishmael, Abe’s other son that wasn’t mentioned again after Isaac was born, is the supposed “ancestor” of the prophet Muhammad. What about Christ you ask, well he’s a descendant of Abraham as was God’s promise to him about the whole being fruitful and being father of the nations.

Now about this kingdom that is mentioned, like I said, Jesus’ kingdom is heaven and the Jews’ and Muslims’ kingdom is some city in the desert. The religious wars going on today between Christians and Muslims is that Muslim-extremist want to kill us off, as it is ordered in their religion (Sad, but true). No big deal though, I’d rather be a martyr than a fighter. Jews and Muslims, on the other hand, have been fighting for land BECAUSE (and this is the juicy part) they don’t believe in the teachings of Christ, thus they don’t believe that the blessings of God are heavenly and not worldly, thus they will probably remain at war until they kill off each other or until the world is destroyed.

Therefore, let’s review the moronic actions of the Catholic church and the Crusaders of the 13th century. The Catholic church, I’m pretty sure, just wanted to take back that land for economical reasons. The Crusaders, gullible in every sense of the word, believed the spiel that the religious leaders were saying about how, “God wants the holy land back! Do this and your sins will be pardoned for 20 years!” Oh well, they’re all dead now.

I guess another thing you could take out of this is that history is fun and that you shouldn’t be so wrapped up in worldly materials. Even diamonds will turn into dust and we all will pass, naked as we came. Think about it. If you liked this lesson, I’d appreciate it if you’d ask me any kind of questions that you have about history of just faith itself. I know, I’m a woman, but I’m not actually talking, so this is legal (kinda). In case you were wondering, that was me dissing my own denomination (Church of Christ). I’d love to have a discussion with you, thanks for reading.

Hey, if y’all want to stalk this guy, he works at Whole...

Sat, 17 Dec 2011 18:43:19 -0600

Hey, if y’all want to stalk this guy, he works at Whole Foods in Franklin.

Belle from "Beauty and the Beast"

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:28:40 -0600

My Disney Princess is Belle

Belle

[X] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like.
[X] You’ve been lost in the forest.
[] You love to read.
[X] You are not shy at all.
[X] One of your family members is a bit weird.
[X] You have done volunteer work.
[X] You have a wild imagination.
[X] You love to take care of people in need.
[X] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty.
[X] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out.
Total: 9

Rapunzel
[] You’re an orphaned child or have an evil step-mother.
[X] You have many different hobbies to keep you busy.
[X] You can get really bored.
[] You have very long hair.
[X] Your hair is/was bright blonde.
[X] You’re an artsy person.
[] You’re childish.
[X] You can’t wait to stop the same routine each day and start living.
[X] You care about others and their feelings.
[] You like to follow the rules.
Total: 6

Alice
[] You have/had a pet rabbit.
[X] You love to play cards.
[] You constantly know the time.
[X] You get yourself in sticky situations.
[] You have been to a court.
[X] You have fallen asleep while doing your homework.
[X] You have had a tea party.
[X] You like hats.
[] You’re late.
[X] You know how to play croquet.
Total: 6

Jasmine
[X] Your dad is rich.
[X] You are very clever.
[X] You’ve been with someone way different from you.
[X] You’re unique and different from everyone else.
[X] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich.
[X] You have set a lot of goals for yourself.
[] You don’t have a lot of friends.
[X] You’re independent.
[] You are wealthy.
[X] Your parents try to control your life.
Total: 8

Megara

[] Your boyfriend/crush is strong. [X]You have gotten involved with the wrong people before. [X]You are very convincing.

[X]You have fallen in love before.

[X] You have had your heart broken. [X]You find an interest in Greek mythology.

[X] You lie sometimes.

[] You pretend to be someone you’re not.

[X] You have been used.

[X] Purple is one of your favorite colors.

Total: 8

Ariel
[X] Your parents expect a lot from you.
[] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you.
[X] You’re a bit of a trouble maker.
[X] You love to swim.
[] Your favorite animal is some sort of sea creature.
[]You collect something.
[X] You have/had long hair.
[X] You are adventurous.
[X] You’re extremely curious.
[] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible.
Total: 6

Aurora
[] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents.
[X] You almost died at a very young age.
[X] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful.
[X] You have a decent singing voice.
[X] You like to sleep in late on the weekend.
[X] You spend most of your time outside.
[] You’re adopted.
[X] You’re very romantic.
[] Pink is one of your favorite colors.
Total: 6

Cinderella
[] One of your parents is dead.
[] You are expected to do a lot of chores.
[X] You love to dress up.
[X] You love animals.
[] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming.
[X] Your mom is really strict.
[X] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you.
[X] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes.
[X] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before.
[X] You have/had blonde hair.
Total: 7

Snow White
[X] You know that you’re beautiful.
[] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you.
[X] You’ve almost been killed.
[X] You have at least seven good friends.
[X] You’ve had food poisoning.
[X] You have/had short hair.
[] You get along with almost everyone.
[X] All of your friends are different.
[X] You love to have a good time.
[X] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in.
Total: 8

Tinkerbell
[X] You get jealous easily.
[] You loved your childhood.
[X] You like to fly.
[X] You believe in magic.
[] You’re 5’2” or under.
[] You hate pirates.
[X] You love sparkles.
[X] People underestimate you.
[X] You get angry easily.
[X] You have/had a treehouse.
Total: 7

Pocahontas
[] You love to walk around and explore big cities.
[X] You are more spiritual than religious.
[X] You’ve been in an interracial relationship.
[X] One of your family members is dead.
[X] Your parents are very protective of you.
[X] Someone you know has been in the war.
[X] You love nature.
[] You have/had black hair.
[X] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful.
[X] You’re very adventurous.
Total: 8

Mulan
[X] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
[] People wish you could be a bit more girly.
[] You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not.
[X] You’ve had a physical fight with someone.
[X] You have/had considered running away from home.
[X] Your parents try to plan your life out.
[X] A lot of your friends are boys.
[X] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations.
[] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them.
Total: 6

Well, at least he’s honest. Check of Andrew Jackson Jihad...

Fri, 16 Dec 2011 16:07:53 -0600

Well, at least he’s honest. Check of Andrew Jackson Jihad today!

comicsketches: thats-so-meme: http://absolutelymadness.tumblr.c...

Mon, 05 Dec 2011 18:21:12 -0600

comicsketches:

thats-so-meme:

http://absolutelymadness.tumblr.com/

Oh my god look he’s so fat and cute.

comicsketches: hamburgerjack: the-tevinter-fugitive: zooogly: ...

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 16:07:27 -0500

comicsketches:

hamburgerjack:

the-tevinter-fugitive:

zooogly:

invalidobservation:

hogwartsladies:

malfoys-lovechild:

WHY IS THIS EXACTLY ME? IM CRYING.

oh my god

Omg

im so impulsed to try the last one. :|

GPOY

SOME OF THESE IS MEEEE

OH GOD ME. I’m now officially a mix of Paranoid Parrot, Forever Alone Guy, and Quirky Turkey. And Wesley Gibson.

Photo

Tue, 25 Oct 2011 06:38:43 -0500

This one is called Desiree. It’s a reference to the Tree...

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:20:05 -0500

This one is called Desiree. It’s a reference to the Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil. Oh, hit me up on deviantart.com. http://baby-kat.deviantart.com/

Yes, I painted this. Acrylic, I call it...

Mon, 24 Oct 2011 18:13:19 -0500

Yes, I painted this. Acrylic, I call it “Consumption”.

comicsketches: This.

Sun, 23 Oct 2011 16:03:36 -0500

comicsketches:

This.